toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

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bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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virgin-dies:

more pale love here